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Hihihihihi! I'm officially sixteen twelve hours ago. Thank you everybody for the wishes and presents! Really thank you okay! XIE XIE DA JIA. Sixteen sounds old doesn't it? But after today's HMT Paper 2, I learned that "Today, I am younger than I am tomorrow". “今天” 的我永远比 “明天” 的我还年轻!

My birthday is so special this year:
1. First freaking day of Mid-years
2. Royal Wedding!
3. Release date of SJM Perfection repackaged album
4. 2 days after GE 2011 Nomination Day (No link)
5. I remembered there's one more, but I can't rmb now

Damn stupid. I was sick on my birthday last year. No more for this year!

Wow, so Hitler got married on 29th April. And he committed suicide on 30th April, cool coward here.







Oh. If you happen to be someone who listens to 95.8FM every morning, yes, my dad asked the DJs to sing me a birthday song. And then the DJs sang, and said "乐融，今年中四会考要专心..." LOL. Btw, the 95.8FM radio drama is hilarious, I listen to it every morning kay! :)

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I cannot stand it anymore. I'm going to rant.

Can someone please tell me what families are for? I can never freaking understand. I hate everyone in my family. FUCKING SISTER, FUCKING BROTHER, FUCK OFF LA. I really want to bang my head hard on the wall, but then I thought, for what? Not worth it at all, for such fucking people like them.

So this was what happened. In the car. I told mum I'll be very tired after homecoming day and I have 4 major tests the following week. So I hope that I dont have to vacuum the whole house on Sunday, so that I can study. Fucking sis. She said: Walao, er xin la. I'M LIKE WHAT THE FUCK. NOT EVEN ASKING YOU, CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP. I was trying to make mum understand my situation. 4 tests, 3 sciences, I can die okay. And fucking bitch suddenly barked one line out. So I bitched her back la, but everyone freaking scolded me back. FINE LA OKAY, HAPPY??!

My mum: Its you who suggested not having a maid. And now you're complaining about all the housework. My friends' mothers do housework like almost willingly. Ask you to hire part-time maid, scold me lazy ass dont wanna do housework. Wtf please lah. You yourself keep saying I never study, but when I really want to start studying, you freaking scold me for not doing housework. What the hell do you want??? Can you stop nagging, like seriously? Shutting your big ass mouth up for once wont even make you a mute. Idk what, but I dont understand why she will repeat and repeat and repeat the same thing when she nags. Does this apply to all old women, just like my grandmother? Stfu woman.

My dad:
Omg please, he is such fucking weirdo. One moment this and one moment that. Was my mother even in the right mind when she married him? You always think you are forever right, and everyone else is wrong. I have never ever seen you admit to your mistake in my whole life. Do you think you are flawless? Pui! Stop being so eccentric and egoistic. Plus you are so freaking biased. I request for an iPhone, you said no. But you bought one for sis without her even requesting. Fuck? And you bought her a $500 bucks guitar when she could just order a $100+ one from her school. Dont you think you are too biased???!

My fucking bitchy sis:
She tries to act nice in front of others, but in actual fact, she's just a bitch yo. You know whenever I speak to her nicely, as in a nice voice, she reply me with a bitchy tone, or sometimes dont even bother replying me. It isnt much of a surprise if we dont talk to each other a single word for days. She and her fucking random barking, every time bark a line out and make me so pissed off. Like, I was showing SS3 photos to my parents. The laptop wasnt even facing her, and she freaking barked "Eeyer, so gay" PLEASE LAH, WHATS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM??? Do you need a dog spa??? Even real dogs have more privilege than you to enjoy spas. I never say anything about jj lin and you freaking insulted SJ. HELLO??????????

My bro:
Omg there's no word that exist in this world to describe him please. I think PIG is the best word I can think of. Sleep, eat, play. Raffles Institution so what? Retarded Institution lah. Year 2 Math 58 marks, fail like idk what shit. He only knows how to play computer games and sleep, and most importantly, EAT. Yesterday. He woke up at 11.40AM, and immediately switched on his laptop to play. I woke up earlier than him and studied until I was tired shit. I didn't eat anything till 4pm, but he ate 2 curry puffs (1 of them was meant for ME) and 2 cup noodles. If he isnt a pig, then who is??!

I have like a lot more to say but.........................
You see, I wasn't even supposed to be using the computer now. I have a freaking english summary undone arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. So please, if you even survive to the end of the post, dont ever talk about your families to me. I dont wanna know all the happy times you and your family are having, because I dont even have them. I'm trying not to be jealous okay.

Screwed Sunday. FML